If Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions Were Honest

Pretty accurate?

Hand towel dispensers

…although the comments on the Dyson Air Dryers might be a little excessive:

“We still prefer towels to the Dyson jet engine air dryers, which tend to give us headaches when the air pressure reverses the circulation in our veins and sends the blood racing up our arms and into our skulls. Dry hands are nice, sure, but is a strong air dryer worth the danger of having your fingerprints blown off?”

We love our Dysons!

From: happyplace.com